John started work, so we had to make him look "hireable". I mourned this day because I think that John looks SO much better with his beard. Apparently people with facial hair come across lazy and less trustworthy. We decided to have a little bit of fun with the process. Would you hire this face?
No? Well, I could understand that.
What about this?
I don't blame you either! What a creeper! I definitely wouldn't hire him as my lawyer.